YET ANOTHER SHADOWY ENTITY JOINS THE HAIL DRACONIS TEAMThe Grand Reptilian Council is pleased to announce the acquisition of yet another partner in their surreptitious takeover of Earth… Webby…Dec 22, 2021Dec 22, 2021
FIRST LOOK AT CRYPTOANIMATION HAIL DRACONIS RELEASES OCTOBER 10THWhat if hodling cryptocurrency could literally save you from blood sacrifice at the hands of humanity’s merciless Reptilian overlords?Oct 7, 2021Oct 7, 2021
PROBINATOR UNLEASHED AFTER SUCCESSFUL SUMMON THAT DIDN’T GO WRONG AT ALL!Uh… don’t make any sudden moves?May 27, 2021May 27, 2021
URGENT DISPATCH: SCREAMING DESTRUCTION SOON TO ARRIVE ON EARTHExpect spectacular skies tonight as the portal to Alpha Draconis bleeds torment into the fabric of our universe.May 26, 2021May 26, 2021
URGENT DISPATCH: THE GRAND REPTILIAN COUNCIL DEMANDS HOLLYWOOD REPORTER WITHDRAW THEIR ERRONEOUS…Human fools, we were here firstMay 19, 2021May 19, 2021
HAIL DRACONIS FIRST-LOOK FOOTAGE REVEALED!The unnatural glow of the Dark Moon of Draconis has unveiled yet another step towards total reptilian domination.May 4, 2021May 4, 2021
Grand Reptilian Council contracts sinister marketing corporation AndMineAs the Dark Moon of Draconis turns its scarred face once again towards Earth, its stark light reveals the latest partner of the Grand…Apr 13, 2021Apr 13, 2021
Grand Reptilian Council enlists Gendry Morales for $RPTC global dominationAs the dark moon of Draconis moves across the midnight sky, it heralds the announcement of the newest member of the Hail Draconis team…Mar 29, 2021Mar 29, 2021
New World Order kicks off with ‘the Great Revelation’The blockchain’s weirdest cryptocurrency continues to break new ground with the announcement that Reptilian Coin (RPTC), the currency at…Nov 17, 2020Nov 17, 2020
Reptilian Coin taking the Blockchain by stormA hot new cryptocurrency looks set to revolutionize money markets with its unorthodox value proposition, bizarre characters and out of…Oct 14, 2020Oct 14, 2020
