Reptilian Coin taking the Blockchain by storm
A hot new cryptocurrency looks set to revolutionize money markets with its unorthodox value proposition, bizarre characters and out of this world storyline.
Most new blockchain technologies promise financial services or transparent public ledgers, but Reptilian Coin offers something different.
‘Essentially, coin holders will be protected from becoming a blood sacrifice when your shapeshifting Reptilian Overlords takeover’ says Cryptore, ‘Master of Coin’ and the brains behind the operation.
‘The Reptilian Council is preparing for the Great Revelation, after which the New World Order will be established and Reptoids will finally be taking their place as the dominant species on planet Earth — $RPTC is the currency of this New World Order’.
The coin sold out its pre-sale in 4 days and is now launching on Uniswap at 10pm GMT on October 14. The Council’s telegram channel, dubbed ‘The Reptorium’, has become a lively place for discussion about what the future holds under the ‘Million-year Reptilian Reich’ and how coin holders will avoid debasement at the hands of their local reptilian overlords.
‘The Reptilian Council has deemed that coin holders will have a special place in the launching of the currency, being consulted on their preferred listing price to ensure they get the value they are looking for’ said Cryptore.
‘I think humans should get in for the technology — the technology that prevents them having their blood sucked that is’.
Originally from Alpha Draconis, the Reptilian species has haunted the nightmares of mankind for millennia, and now looks set to bring about an all-encompassing re-arrangement of human-based social affairs and hierarchies. Their leader, Korplore, Master of Lizards, speaks only in capitals.
‘THE TIME OF RECKONING IS UPON US — BRING ME THE BLOOD OF ALL THE PUNY HUMANS AAAAARRRRGGGHHH’ said Korplore in an email response.
‘ONLY COIN HOLDERS WILL BE SAFE FROM DILDORE, URCHIN OF BLOOD SACRIFICE AND HIS HYPER-ENGORGED FANGS’.
Dildore, Urchin of Blood Sacrifice, sounds like a particularly debased Reptoid… I’m buying my coin now!
Reptilian Coin details:
- Uniswap sale commences around 10pm GMT on October 14
- No team tokens
- Locked liquidity
- Burning at least 50% of tokens in the lead up the Great revelation (coinciding with the US Federal Election) via several great ‘sheddings of the reptilian skin’
Contacts:
Twitter: @ReptilianCoin
Telegram: http://t.me/ReptilianCoin
E-Mail: reptiliancoin@protonmail.com
