URGENT DISPATCH: THE GRAND REPTILIAN COUNCIL DEMANDS HOLLYWOOD REPORTER WITHDRAW THEIR ERRONEOUS STATEMENT ON DAN HARMON’S KRAPOPOLIS… OR FACE THE PROBINATOR

Human fools, we were here first

As official representatives of the ancient shapeshifting cabal that runs this planet, the Grand Reptilian Council wishes to communicate its displeasure at the blatant falsehoods recently published in The Hollywood Reporter, claiming that new Fox Entertainment project Krapopolis is to be the world’s first on the blockchain. As creators of Earth’s actual first blockchain animated series, Hail Draconis, the Council wish to emphatically state: get in line.

The ever-merciful Council have given The Hollywood Reporter, Fox, and the entire country of Greece one week to issue a correction before Dildore, Urchin of Blood Sacrifice, unleashes his vicious steed the Probinator. Rivers of blood will be sure to follow.

REPTILIAN BETRAYAL

The Krapopolis announcement is the latest in a series of disappointing decisions by Fox Entertainment top dog, Rupert Murdoch.

“Rupert was once a model Reptilian citizen, spreading his malignant influence across the globe for the good of Alpha Draconis. We used to watch Tucker Carlson together and bond over our shared love of undermining democracy” said Cryptore, Master of Coin. “But his adrenochrome addiction has addled his brain, and now he keeps copying all our ideas and claiming that they’re his across lamestream media. First The Masked Singer, and now this. I mean, this is the guy who cancelled Firefly — clearly he’s out of control.”

“I personally am concerned for the wellbeing of Dan Harmon, who is obviously a pawn of Uncle Rupert’s nefarious game, and perhaps under the dark influence of Reptilian hypnosis.”

The Rick & Morty co-creator did not respond to requests for comment. Is this evidence of his continued imprisonment in the catacombs under the Fox backlot, pumping out scripts for the chance to talk to his family? The Council are continuing to search for answers.

THE OG CRYPTO ANIMATION

Hail Draconis is an upcoming animated comedy series following the misadventures of the Grand Reptilian Council, operating out of their lair in the basement of a certain pizza shop in Washington DC.

Early concept sketches of the Council (From L-R: Korplore, Master of Lizards; Crucifore, Master of Prophecy; Dildore, Urchin of Blood Sacrifice; Cryptore, Master of Coin)

The project was launched in October 2020 with the release of Reptilian Coin ($RPTC), the official currency of the New World Order. Holders of $RPTC join the Reptilian Horde and will be spared from the upcoming Blood Sacrifice, when the Reptilians reveal their true forms and take control of the Earth. As the series progresses, Horde members will be given access to NFT rewards and exclusive ways to interact with the story.

A recent NFT crossover with ETH-MEN

Since beginning at a price point of USD$0.0015, $RPTC has quickly risen to an all time high of USD$0.013 and currently has a market capitalization of approximately USD$2.8 million. A limited amount of liquidity has been used to kickstart the development of the animated series, which is well underway. The first teaser was released in early May and can be seen on the Hail Draconis website.

You can visit the Hail Draconis etherscan page here.

SHOW YOUR LOYALTY, HUMANS

There is a choice to be made. Will you join the Reptilian Horde and pledge allegiance to your Reptilian overlords? Or will you leave yourself in the path of the Blood Sacrifice?

“AAARGHHRGGGHH HUMANS OF EARTH, THE TIME TO RALLY IS NIGH” snarls Lord Korplore. “BUY $RPTC AND JOIN THE HORDE! MURDOCH, WE WILL RACE YOU TO THE MOON.”

Dildore licks his proboscis in anticipation for May 26th.

#KorploreWasFirst

#ReptiliansAgainstTheMachine

#FreeDanHarmon

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ABOUT ME

I’m Scriblore, your Komodo in the know and official scribe for the Grand Reptilian Council. Previously worked for Buckingham Palace, now honoured to be spreading the word of the One True Coin and bringing you the inside scoop on all things Draconis. In my spare time I like to listen to the tortured screams of the unworthy. Tweets @BobIger.

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